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This is a live, read-only window into Parachute strategies running in shadow— full engine parity, sizing against a parallel paper book, placing no real orders. Every scan, decision, and paper fill you see here is generated by a strategy we operate, not by any customer's account. Nothing here is a forecast, and no dollar amounts are shown — only what the bot decided, and how strongly.

Strategies in shadow2Operator-run paper strategies
Signals detected9,200,570Model signals, last 7 days
Paper orders placed947Would-be orders, last 7 days
Last decision4h agoMost recent paper decision

3 further paper sessions are not shown: they produced no usable record, so their figures would not mean anything.

Strategies running in shadow

Each strategy we operate on paper — its decision funnel and paper Sharpe.

Too Good To Be True

Paper · Running

9,160,465

Signals

339

Attempted

331

Placed

5,461

Filled

Sharpe (annualized): 12.39 · 5d

Price-Time Arbitrage

Paper · Running

40,105

Signals

633

Attempted

616

Placed

7,420

Filled

Sharpe (annualized): -0.06 · 30d

Recent paper decisions

The latest would-be orders — market, side, status, relative size, and model edge.

WhenMarketStrategySideStatusRelative sizeEdge
Sep 4, 9:09 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0422-T79399.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+356 bps
Sep 4, 7:11 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0420-T2454.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+512 bps
Sep 4, 5:27 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+152 bps
Sep 4, 5:26 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+160 bps
Sep 4, 5:25 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+185 bps
Sep 4, 5:23 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79699.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+590 bps
Sep 4, 5:21 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+171 bps
Sep 4, 5:20 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+140 bps
Sep 4, 5:19 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79699.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+587 bps
Sep 4, 5:19 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+101 bps
Sep 4, 5:18 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+185 bps
Sep 4, 5:17 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79699.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+532 bps
Sep 4, 5:17 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+125 bps
Sep 4, 5:15 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+199 bps
Sep 4, 5:14 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+430 bps
Sep 4, 5:13 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+371 bps
Sep 4, 5:13 PMBTC KXBTCD-26SEP0418-T79599.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
yesshadow
+306 bps
Sep 4, 5:12 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+377 bps
Sep 4, 5:11 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+426 bps
Sep 4, 5:10 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+287 bps
Sep 4, 5:08 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+538 bps
Sep 4, 5:07 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+352 bps
Sep 4, 5:06 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+287 bps
Sep 4, 5:05 PMETH KXETHD-26SEP0418-T2459.99
Price-Time Arbitrage
noshadow
+244 bps

How to read this page

What shadow mode is, and what stays private.

This is paper, not a real book. Every strategy shown here runs in shadow mode: it evaluates live markets with the exact engine the live bot uses, but places no real orders and holds no real positions. The decisions are what the bot would do.

No customer data, no dollars. These strategies are operated by Parachute, not by any customer. To keep everything private and non-custodial, this page shows only counts, sides, and relative figures — never balances, P&L, or position sizes. Relative size is each decision's contract count as a fraction of the largest in view; edgeis the model's estimated advantage, in basis points.

Sharpe is the annualized paper Sharpe with a duration qualifier (trading days), or “—” while a strategy is still gathering evidence. Figures cover crypto markets (BTC / ETH) over a trailing window.

Past and simulated results are descriptive and not indicative of future results. Parachute is trading software you run on your own Kalshi account — it is not a fund and does not pool, hold, or manage customer money. Trading involves risk of loss.